Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
― Things I’ll teach my children (via youwanttrustbutnotthetruth)


the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.





growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

Growing up sucks because you realize $1000 is a fortune.

Growing up sucks because you realize both of these are true at the same time.



some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

i saw a black 60s Mustang Cobra with white racing stripes drive past me on my way home and my first cognitive thought was nick jonas; fangirl for life