Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.